This is a blog about lame jokes specifically catered for the Singaporean crowd. It may or may not be funny to you but we donnt care we find it funny

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Fly?

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

Ans: A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito

Haha!

April 10th, 2008 in General    |    No comments

Tired?

Q: Why did bicycle lean on the wall?

Ans: Because its too tired

Haha

April 2nd, 2008 in General    |    No comments

Cow Sense?

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Q: Why put bells on cows?

A: Because their horns dont make sound!

Haha

April 1st, 2008 in General    |    No comments

Cars?

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When is a car not a car?

Ans: When it turns into a drive way

Haha

March 7th, 2008 in General    |    No comments

Mrt

Which mrt station used to be a teletubbie

Ans: EX-Po

Haha

March 6th, 2008 in General    |    No comments

Prawns

What do you call a crippled prawn?

Ans: Lame Sia

Haha

March 3rd, 2008 in General    |    No comments

Skeleton

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road

Ans: Because he had no guts

Haha

February 21st, 2008 in General    |    No comments

Mushrooms

Why did mushroom go to the party?

Ans: Because he was a funguy (fungi)

Haha

  

February 20th, 2008 in General    |    No comments

Circles

Thanks Steff!

Q: How many sides does a circle have?

(no sides)
(infinity)

ANS: Two sides - inside and outside.

Haha

February 19th, 2008 in General    |    No comments

First Joke!

Who Speaks more? Coffee or bread?

Ans: Bread. When bread talks, kopi tiams

Haha

February 18th, 2008 in General    |    1 comment